HI FOLKS! Here's the second 'Who is Jesus' and guess what?! It's not a DEBUT!
-Dr. Seuss
Tuesday, October 7, 2014
Monday, October 6, 2014
Why Flowers Are Better Than Ferraris
Hello! This is my post about of 'Why Flowers Are Better Than Ferraris'
1. Ferraris stink of gas and unnecessary pollution, whereas flowers not only smell good, they are very good for the natural environment because they feed the bees and many animals.
2. Flowers acquire their beautiful looks naturally and those looks last all their lives, Ferraris have to get paint jobs every few months.
3. Most people who have Ferraris are very snobby, whereas people who have flowers are not.
4. Flowers are beautiful no matter what kind they are. Most Ferrari kinds are quite ugly.
5. If you crush up flowers (sometimes) you can make dyes. All you get if you crush up a Ferrari is a crushed up Ferrari (and a really mad car owner).
6. Flowers can grow in two different habitats, the wild and your garden. Ferraris can only grow.... no where.
7. If you put flowers on your cakes or dresses or shoes it will make them look much better. All that will happen if you put a Ferrari on all those things is: a squashed cake, a torn dress, and oily shoes.
8. You can put flowers in a lovely vase full of water and nothing bad will happen to them. If you put a Ferrari in a vase of water it will rust.
And that dear people is 'Why Flowers Are Better Than Ferraris'
Bye!
Bekah
PS The views expressed in this post are mostly just opinions and are not meant as offence to anyone
i.e. I'm just a poor girl who has a brother who thinks anyone would be crazy not to love Ferraris. However, I do not love Ferraris and I believe the feeling is mutual.
Flowers are better than Ferraris because............................
1. Ferraris stink of gas and unnecessary pollution, whereas flowers not only smell good, they are very good for the natural environment because they feed the bees and many animals.
2. Flowers acquire their beautiful looks naturally and those looks last all their lives, Ferraris have to get paint jobs every few months.
3. Most people who have Ferraris are very snobby, whereas people who have flowers are not.
4. Flowers are beautiful no matter what kind they are. Most Ferrari kinds are quite ugly.
5. If you crush up flowers (sometimes) you can make dyes. All you get if you crush up a Ferrari is a crushed up Ferrari (and a really mad car owner).
6. Flowers can grow in two different habitats, the wild and your garden. Ferraris can only grow.... no where.
7. If you put flowers on your cakes or dresses or shoes it will make them look much better. All that will happen if you put a Ferrari on all those things is: a squashed cake, a torn dress, and oily shoes.
8. You can put flowers in a lovely vase full of water and nothing bad will happen to them. If you put a Ferrari in a vase of water it will rust.
And that dear people is 'Why Flowers Are Better Than Ferraris'
Bye!
Bekah
PS The views expressed in this post are mostly just opinions and are not meant as offence to anyone
i.e. I'm just a poor girl who has a brother who thinks anyone would be crazy not to love Ferraris. However, I do not love Ferraris and I believe the feeling is mutual.
Friday, October 3, 2014
Shoes and Feet............Feet and Shoes
If you have shoes on your feet |
And how feet in shoes can make you lose
However, while this is true....
Shoes on feet can make you look so sleek
Feet in shoes are great for tramping around in the mud with you!
Shoes on feet are also fantastic for the beach!
Shoes can be a fashionable occupation.
A foot for every shoe
A shoe for every foot
Feet, Feet, Feet
They can't be beat!
Shoes, shoes, shoes,
I like 'em
How about you?
They can't be beat!
Shoes, shoes, shoes,
I like 'em
How about you?
This post is brought to you by:
Rebekah Stokes
Helping you defeet boringness with shoes!
Have a great day!
Bekah :)
Wednesday, October 1, 2014
M.F. P. F. T. F.
Hi! Today I am blogging about what I want to do and be when I grow up.
A fashion designer! |
A maker of delicious salads! (just ignore the fact there's a bug in it and you'll find it's a lovely salad, with a nice crunch to it!) |
A florist! ( We've all got to start somewhere) |
A dog trainer! (Okay, for the record, she was not running away from me. She was jogging very fast) |
An artist! (Beautiful, isn't it?) |
A hot air balloonist! (Hey, at least they flew! And anyway, my heart was rapidly approaching space along with them!) |
A grower of grass!
(You know, I think the cracked mud spots are really coming into fashion! My cat likes it, that should count for something!)
So that's what I want to be when I grow up, folks! I know you will always be my wonderfully consistent and best customers!
Rebekah Stokes
(PS: this is the real Rebekah speaking: all the views expressed in this blog post have no consequential values and are not to be shown to my future employer.
i.e. Everything in this post (except my name) is SO not real!)
PPS M.F.P.F.T.F stands for 'My Future Plans For The Future
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